Confirmed
The Libassi Bowl
Brothers. The commissioner's declared rivalry.
Confirmed
The Cousins
Cousins. Bloss's declared rivalry.
Confirmed
Swim Club
Two 2026 newcomers, squaring off from week one.
Confirmed
Ass vs. Ass
Drake's declared rivalry with the league's newest manager.
Confirmed
Woke Off
Both debuted in 2025 — now it's personal.
Confirmed
Geek Off
Two of the league's six founding members, still going at it in year four.
TBD
Everyone Else
All 12 managers now have a declared rival — see the note below.
| Manager | Rivalry W | Rivalry L | PF | PA | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dominic Libassi | 1 | 0 | 150.60 | 117.76 | +32.84 |
| Damon Libassi | 0 | 1 | 117.76 | 150.60 | -32.84 |
| Alex Drake | 0 | 1 | 117.16 | 144.96 | -27.80 |
| Nathaniel Bloss | 0 | 1 | 109.36 | 188.50 | -79.14 |
| Chris Strife | 1 | 0 | 103.10 | 94.22 | +8.88 |
| Tommy Rock | 0 | 1 | 94.22 | 103.10 | -8.88 |
| Dylan Wilson | 0 | 1 | 134.56 | 145.14 | -10.58 |
| Michael Gilpin | 1 | 0 | 188.50 | 109.36 | +79.14 |
| Nick Howard | 1 | 0 | 145.14 | 134.56 | +10.58 |
| Matthew Upton | 1 | 0 | 181.32 | 172.00 | +9.32 |
| Aayush Iyer | 0 | 1 | 172.00 | 181.32 | -9.32 |
| Dalton Difondi | 1 | 0 | 144.96 | 117.16 | +27.80 |
After Week 1 — rematches happen in Week 13.