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Futures — 2026 Champion

Mock odds set off all-time results. 2026 roster names below, but odds and reasoning are invented until the league sets real lines.

Championship Futures

Blends the 4-ballot power rankings with career history and title record

ManagerOddsThe Case
Dominic Libassi+450Ran away with the power rankings (47/48 pts) and has the league's most consistent career mark. The clear favorite by both measures.
Dylan Wilson+5502nd in the power rankings (41 pts) and the best debut record in league history (10-4) — the favorite nobody's crowned yet.
Damon Libassi+650Two finals appearances in two years, and the panel still respects him (34 pts, 4th) despite a losing career record.
Michael Gilpin+700Reigning champ, but the panel wasn't as sold this time (26 pts, tied 5th) — a real "prove it again" season.
Nick Howard+9003rd in the power rankings (35 pts) on the strength of the Taylor/Jeanty backfield — the league sees the 3-11-to-contender leap coming.
Aayush Iyer+1100No track record, but the panel likes this roster more than seniority would suggest — tied 5th at 26 pts in his very first ballot.
Nathaniel Bloss+1300Steady .500 career, quietly the best non-champion postseason record (5-2) in the league — voters have him mid-pack at 21 pts.
Tommy Rock+1400Three seasons of streaky play, and the lowest power-ranking score (17 pts) among the founders — voters aren't betting on a bounce-back yet.
Matthew Upton+1800No track record, but the panel graded this roster better than his rookie-manager status alone would suggest (24 pts, 7th).
Chris Strife+2000Boom-or-bust career mark, and the power rankings split the difference — 22 pts, comfortably middle of the pack.
Alex Drake+2400Runner-up once, trending the wrong way since — and the panel agrees, dead last on all 4 ballots at just 4 points.
Dalton Difondi+2600No track record, and the power rankings weren't kind either (15 pts, 2nd-to-last) — the field's biggest unknown, voted accordingly.

Predictions Ballot

Win-total over/unders — blends the 4-ballot power rankings with all-time win rate

ManagerLineYour Pick
Dominic Libassi9.5Over / Under
Dylan Wilson9.5Over / Under
Damon Libassi8.5Over / Under
Michael Gilpin8.5Over / Under
Nick Howard7.5Over / Under
Aayush Iyer7.0Over / Under
Nathaniel Bloss6.5Over / Under
Tommy Rock6.5Over / Under
Matthew Upton5.5Over / Under
Chris Strife5.5Over / Under
Alex Drake5.0Over / Under
Dalton Difondi4.5Over / Under

Award Ballot

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Punishment Odds

Odds to finish last — inverse of the blended futures ranking above

ManagerOdds to Finish Last
Dalton Difondi+280
Alex Drake+350
Chris Strife+480
Matthew Upton+550
Tommy Rock+650
Nathaniel Bloss+800
Aayush Iyer+950
Nick Howard+1150
Michael Gilpin+1500
Damon Libassi+1900
Dylan Wilson+2200
Dominic Libassi+2600

Trash Talk Hall of Fame

Real quotes from the group chat, newest at the bottom

"Damn I wanted Devonta Smith"

— Tommy Rock, August 2026