| Rank | Manager | Record | Win % | PF | PA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Dylan Wilson | 10-4 | 71% | 1893.88 | 1727.66 |
| 2 | Chris Strife | 10-4 | 71% | 1888.24 | 1734.70 |
| 3 | Matt Rock Alumni | 10-4 | 71% | 1870.92 | 1721.58 |
| 4 | Michael Gilpin | 9-5 | 64% | 2020.24 | 1743.42 |
| 5 | Dominic Libassi | 8-6 | 57% | 2019.82 | 1761.80 |
| 6 | Tommy Rock | 7-7 | 50% | 1713.36 | 1722.80 |
| 7 | Nathaniel Bloss | 7-7 | 50% | 1676.72 | 1709.90 |
| 8 | Adam Sheifer Alumni | 7-7 | 50% | 1590.66 | 1752.40 |
| 9 | Damon Libassi | 5-9 | 35% | 1745.28 | 1888.00 |
| 10 | Thomas Strife Alumni | 5-9 | 35% | 1515.72 | 1715.78 |
| 11 | Nick Howard | 3-11 | 21% | 1585.44 | 1732.86 |
| 12 | Alex Drake | 3-11 | 21% | 1494.28 | 1803.66 |
This is regular-season rank, not final placement — the playoffs shuffled things. Michael Gilpin (4th here) won it all.
| Manager | S | W | L | Win % | Titles | Playoff Apps | PF | PA | Playoff Rec | Toilet Bowl Rec | Best Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Returning Managers (2026) | |||||||||||
| Michael Gilpin | 1 | 9 | 5 | .643 | 1 | 1 | 2020.24 | 1743.42 | 3-0 | — | 1st (2025) |
| Dylan Wilson | 1 | 10 | 4 | .714 | 0 | 1 | 1893.88 | 1727.66 | 1-1 | — | 3rd (2025) |
| Tommy Rock | 3 | 22 | 20 | .524 | 0 | 1 | 5490.54 | 5246.88 | 1-1 | 2-3 | 3rd (2024) |
| Dominic Libassi | 3 | 22 | 20 | .524 | 1 | 2 | 5718.04 | 5492.08 | 2-2 | 1-1 | 1st (2023) |
| Nathaniel Bloss | 3 | 21 | 21 | .500 | 0 | 1 | 5327.68 | 5354.52 | 1-1 | 4-1 | 3rd (2023) |
| Chris Strife | 3 | 21 | 21 | .500 | 0 | 2 | 5257.82 | 5420.16 | 0-4 | 1-1 | 4th (2023 & 2025) |
| Alex Drake | 3 | 17 | 25 | .405 | 0 | 1 | 5130.46 | 5457.76 | 1-1 | 2-2 | 2nd (2023) |
| Damon Libassi | 2 | 11 | 17 | .393 | 1 | 2 | 3705.10 | 3839.28 | 4-1 | — | 1st (2024) |
| Nick Howard | 1 | 3 | 11 | .214 | 0 | 0 | 1585.44 | 1732.86 | — | 1-1 | 7th (2025) |
| Matthew Upton | 0 | — | — | — | 0 | 0 | — | — | — | — | — |
| Aayush Iyer | 0 | — | — | — | 0 | 0 | — | — | — | — | — |
| Dalton | 0 | — | — | — | 0 | 0 | — | — | — | — | — |
| Former Managers | |||||||||||
| Matt Rock | 2 | 22 | 6 | .786 | 0 | 2 | 3923.66 | 3489.72 | 1-3 | — | 4th (2024) |
| Adam Sheifer | 3 | 22 | 20 | .524 | 0 | 1 | 5294.28 | 5326.22 | 1-1 | 1-3 | 2nd (2024) |
| Thomas Strife | 2 | 9 | 19 | .321 | 0 | 0 | 3167.68 | 3618.76 | — | 2-2 | 8th (2025) |
| Nathaniel Miller | 1 | 7 | 7 | .500 | 0 | 0 | 1734.76 | 1800.26 | — | 1-1 | 6th (2024) |
PF/PA is now complete career totals for every manager who's played all three seasons (2023–2025), sourced directly from league history. Playoff Apps counts championship-bracket appearances only (toilet bowl doesn't count). Playoff Record and Toilet Bowl Record reflect the real bracket structure each year — note that in 2023 and 2024 only the top 4 made the actual championship bracket, so some founders' "playoff" games were really consolation-ladder games and count toward Toilet Bowl Record instead.
| Manager | Playoff PF | Playoff PA | Diff |
|---|---|---|---|
| Nathaniel Bloss | 1353.44 | 1188.10 | +165.34 |
| Dominic Libassi | 1220.00 | 1061.32 | +158.68 |
| Michael Gilpin | 472.66 | 337.46 | +135.20 |
| Damon Libassi | 865.72 | 785.56 | +80.16 |
| Dylan Wilson | 249.70 | 232.88 | +16.82 |
| Tommy Rock | 1407.66 | 1401.98 | +5.68 |
| Nick Howard | 237.28 | 239.30 | -2.02 |
| Nathaniel Miller Alumni | 404.08 | 410.38 | -6.30 |
| Thomas Strife Alumni | 629.70 | 666.02 | -36.32 |
| Matt Rock Alumni | 691.78 | 763.54 | -71.76 |
| Adam Sheifer Alumni | 1194.66 | 1278.10 | -83.44 |
| Alex Drake | 1076.00 | 1180.42 | -104.42 |
| Chris Strife | 940.58 | 1198.20 | -257.62 |
Combines every postseason game across 2023, 2024, and 2025 — both the championship bracket and the toilet bowl/consolation ladder each year. Tommy Rock's high PF (1407.66, the most of anyone) despite a losing playoff/toilet-bowl record overall is a real story — he's kept nearly every postseason game close and still hasn't broken through.